Lemonz

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
scrambledmeggys
fandomsincluded

I will never not reblog this

moriartyfortheevening

Accurate.

bea-the-hufflepanda

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

leejean33

accurate 

starfleetrambo

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

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harlequinadebaby

Reblog for Satan

callmebliss

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

starrynightfantasies

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

a-chaoticmakerstudent

^

arcana-duderino

I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

blueblynd
snubbin

celticpyro

Please watch this.

robert-the-redhead-lover

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

wereralph

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling

vastderp

this is one of those rare cases where the dub adds deliciousness to the source material

vodkassassin

Honestly him pouring out all his pencils onto the desk and looking at the guy expectantly was actually such a power move

electric-blue24

good sir that is a beaver

blueblynd
stiwfssr

This porno didn’t fuck around

yourdadsghoulfriend

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there’s… a lot to take in here…

fineillsignup

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

unashamedmercury

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passivefan

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burnitalldowndarling

“FORTUNATELY ONE OF THE MODELS WAS ALSO A FULLY QUALIFIED NURSE” my god I am LOSING my MIND